Is staring down at your smartphone, updating your status making you ugly? Yes, yes it is!
The American Society of Plastic Surgeons, out of the goodness of their hearts & with no ulterior motives, warn of the dreaded “smartphone face!” Constantly holding your head down to look at a laptop or smartphone may cause facial skin and muscle to lose elasticity, aka you'll be ugly & no one will love you...ever!
Look at the dreaded peril it has plagued on our youth! According to The Plastic Surgeons they're hideous & perfect candidates for skin-tightening treatments and chin implants!
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| "Damn you iphone! Damn you!" |
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| "Can you see it if I go like this?!" |
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| "I used to be a ladies man, now I'm just a victim of smartphone face!" |
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| "3 months ago I was a stud but now, thanks to iphone, not even my own mother will look at me!" |
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| "Smartphone face?! Nooooooooo" |
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| "Compassion? Guess I better be nice, I mean who'd love a chin like this?!" |
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| "You like my stripes? They really distract from my chins...damn it why'd I mention my chins?!" |
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| "I stared at my iphone so much my eyes crossed & my jowls went loose! Why wasn't I warned? WHY?!" |
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| "I'll never find a man with my sagging jowls! Plastic Surgeons please help!" |
Plastic Surgeons, let me say thank you for protecting our youth from sagging jowls & ugliness!
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