The American Society of Plastic Surgeons, out of the goodness of their hearts & with no ulterior motives, warn of the dreaded “smartphone face!” Constantly holding your head down to look at a laptop or smartphone may cause facial skin and muscle to lose elasticity, aka you'll be ugly & no one will love you...ever!
Look at the dreaded peril it has plagued on our youth! According to The Plastic Surgeons they're hideous & perfect candidates for skin-tightening treatments and chin implants!
|"Damn you iphone! Damn you!"|
|"Can you see it if I go like this?!"|
|"I used to be a ladies man, now I'm just a victim of smartphone face!"|
|"3 months ago I was a stud but now, thanks to iphone, not even my own mother will look at me!"|
|"Smartphone face?! Nooooooooo"|
|"Compassion? Guess I better be nice, I mean who'd love a chin like this?!"|
|"You like my stripes? They really distract from my chins...damn it why'd I mention my chins?!"|
|"I stared at my iphone so much my eyes crossed & my jowls went loose! Why wasn't I warned? WHY?!"|
|"I'll never find a man with my sagging jowls! Plastic Surgeons please help!"|
Plastic Surgeons, let me say thank you for protecting our youth from sagging jowls & ugliness!