Best SNL sketch ever!!!
So, this one's for you & may you never be starving again.
What I eat to stay thin:
|Do not wear white pants while drinking!|
|I eat so much of this I should buy stock!|
|Michael Weston & his yogurt...oh yeah!|
|It ain't a Snickers but it will satisfy your hunger & won't make you fat!|
|This is my crack! & vegetarian means no veal aka Rennet in it, yay!|
|So good, I think I just came a little.|
|They're kinda like Doritos minus the obesity.|
6) Lindt Excellence Chocolate - I can not live without chocolate, I need to have it around at all times. I used to only like milk chocolate but I switched to dark because it's better for you & thanks to Lindt I don't miss the milk. It's so delicious & it has no hydrogenated oils or fats which are the worst things in the world for you.
|There is a God!|
|Did you know to be considered brunch a meal must be finished with fruit...Does a Mimosa count?!|
|I'd like to toss your salad!|
|150 calories of bliss!|
|The fountain of youth, who knew!|
|We will be fat no more!|